Biyernes, Disyembre 9, 2016

Why a Leila, not a Rody, serves more jail time

By Mortz C. Ortigoza

 When I was in a huddle with some politicians in a recent government function, I eavesdropped on the conversation between a lawyer and his lawyer-son regarding my recent column titled “The Immoral Senator De Lima”.
I wrote there that the controversial and hated lady senator could not be sued by the People of the Philippines because her offense of concubinage was a private crime.
It means it was only Norlyn Magalanes Dayan, the wife of De Lima’s paramour her driver Ronnie, who could sue her with that criminal case and no other person or institution.
“Are concubinage and adultery supposed to be public crime?” the lawyer asked his son.
“No, it’s only rape”.
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When I bumped into fellow radio commentator Ruel Camba, I told him about the lawyers and that private crime.
“Ina-antay ko lang i correct ako ng old lawyer that concubinage is not a private crime, e ni researched ko iyong anak ng bakang column ko na iyon,” I told Ruel with a funny bravado.
“This is the first time I heard about private crime, I thought all crimes are public,” he excitedly quipped.
"No, it's just like toilets, may private toilet may public toilet din," I sheepishly retorted.
Private crime, to the uninitiated who read this blog, is an offense which cannot be prosecuted except upon a complaint filed by the aggrieved party (
 Do you know that a reader, a niece of a congressman, of my blog reacted on that same column?

Sabado, Disyembre 3, 2016

COP faces mendicancy problems in former narco haven

By Mortz C. Ortigoza

DAGUPAN CITY – After he transformed an infamous “sitio” from haven of narcotics peddlers, the chief of police here faces a growing problem of mendicancy and prostitution among the people there.
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Beggars in the Philippines. Photo Credit: ABS-CBN
“The guy who used to peddle shabu (methamphetamine hydrochloride) and earned two thousand pesos per day could be seen begging the chief of police for a bowl of rice to feed their families,” a police officer who asked anonymity told Northern Watch Newspaper.
Superintendent Neil Miro, this City’s chief of police (COP), said that even the wives of these former peddlers succumbed into prostitution to meet economic end.
“During the heyday of the illegal trade at Sitio Aling, you can even see bystanders there with toy dog breed’s Shih Tzu. Where did they get the monies in buying and feeding those pets?” the same police source posed.
Miro said that to mitigate the impact of unemployment, he already talked with friends in  the construction business in Manila and Pampanga to employ the jobless males in Aling.

Huwebes, Disyembre 1, 2016

Shame on you, Senator Leila!

By Mortz C. Ortigoza

My radio tandem Harold asked me the difference between promiscuous Senator Leila de Lima and West Point graduate Captain Elisabeth Campbell in the movie “General’s Daughter”.
ME: Campbell allowed herself to be screwed by Captains, Majors, Colonels while De Lima allowed herself to be bonked by security guards like Ronnie, Jomel, Warren, and whatchamacallit!
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Senator Leila de Lima lamented recently the outcome of the probe of the House of Representatives: "As a woman, it breaks my heart that my private life and personal relationship (to her body guards) has become subject of the public and Congress' ridicule."

What a nerved for her to say that.
She acquiesced early this month her “illicit” relationship with a married driver and body guard at Winnie Monsod’s TV talk show at GMA-7.

Biyernes, Nobyembre 25, 2016

Solon worries on Senator's Ex-Paramour Safety

By Mortz C. Ortigoza

DAGUPAN CITY - A Pangasinan congressman manifested to his colleagues the safety of a former lover of Senator Leila de Lima who was arrested recently.
SAFETY. Pangasinan congressman Leopoldo Bataoil (2nd District) appealed to national police chief Director General Ronald dela Rosa to take custody of arrested former driver and body guard Ronnie Dayan when  he (Dayan)  told a congressional hearing that he had personal knowledge about the eight  million pesos given by dangerous drug lord Kerwin Espinosa to Dayan’s former mistress then Justice Secretary Leila de Lima. Photo: Mortz C. Ortigoza.

Ronnie Dayan, charged for contempt of Congress for failure to attend its hearing, was arrested last November 22 at Sitio Bato, Barangay Lacong at San Gabriel town in La Union.
“Being the father of the Second District, I feel that I am responsible for his safety including that of his family. And it is important that he is kept alive so that his testimony for whatever purposes is seen necessary be put to good use,” Representative Leopoldo Bataoil (2nd District, Pangasinan) stressed.
Dayan told the members of the Committee on Justice and Human Rights how he received eight millions  pesos of narcotic monies from drug lord Kerwin Espinosa and how he slapped then Justice Secretary de Lima upon hearing she had promiscuous relationship with former Metro Manila Development Authority (MMDA) motorcycle traffic enforcer’s Warren Cristobal.
"[N]agkakalabuan na kami ni ma'am. Kesyo hindi na daw kami masaya sa pagsasama naming (sic), lagi kasing bangayan, at laging nag-aaway kami," Dayan told the congressmen who relished the revelation.

I lost my watch in a Davao City’s taxi

By Mario Mata

At 1:10 pm recently, I was inside a Davao City’s taxi bound for meeting with friends at a coffee shop near Ateneo de Davao University (ADDU).
“The text message was not complete. It should be MTS (Matina Times Square) near ADDU-High School,” I told the taxi driver when I hailed him for the correct destination.
The Maro taxi where I lost my Rudy Project's sports watch.

As we drove to MTS, Edwin, the driver, told me that he came from Barangay Kalaisan, Kidapawan City a neighboring village of Barangay Calunasan of my town Mlang, Cotabato Province.
As we conversed I felt the rubber strap of my Rudy Project’s watch was wet after I rinsed my face at the rest room of Aldavinco Market near ADDU.
I unstrapped my watch and put it on the upper part of my knapsack I was carrying on my laps in the front seat of the cab.
“This is quite a spacious car. Is this Toyota?” I posed.
“Yes sir, Vios 2016 model,” Edwin, who is the son of the former Barangay Captain of Barangay Kalaisan, said.
 I told him that my brother has a rubber plantation in Barangay Calunasan near his village.
When we reached the coffee house I thanked him and fished out P100 bill when I saw P75 appeared on the taxi meter.
“Kini ang bayad, sa imuha na kanang kambio (Here’s the P100, the loose change is yours),” I said in Visaya.
When I settled with my friends at the table of the coffee house, I noticed, son of a gun, my sports watch ain’t on my left wrist.
“I knew it  fell inside the taxi,” I told them as I lost hope I could no longer recover it just like what happened when one left his precious stuff in a Manila taxi.

Biyernes, Nobyembre 18, 2016

The Immoral Senator Leila de Lima

By Mortz C. Ortigoza

Senator Leila Norma Eulalia Josefa Magistrado de Lima blamed human frailties when she divulged to GMA-7’s TV talk show anchor Winnie Monsod about her illicit relationship with her driver body Ronnie Dayan.
Because of her revelation, De Lima should resign as senator.
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Then Justice Secretary Leila de Lima and her acknowledged lover
Ronnie Dayan. Photo Credit: Hataw Tabloid.

What she had done was shameful and immoral.
The criminal law on concubinage in the Philippines says:
“Any husband who shall keep a mistress in the conjugal dwelling, or shall have sexual intercourse, under scandalous circumstances, with a woman who is not his wife, or shall cohabit with her in any other place, shall be punished by prision correccional in its minimum and medium periods. The concubine shall suffer the penalty of destierro (Article 334, Revised Penal Code).
Concubinage, however, is a private crime. The People of the Philippines could not sue De Lima on her infraction. It needs the sole complainant Norlyn, the wife of De Lima’s paramour Dayan, to sue her so the case sticks.
“But how can the court or the prosecutor hailed Norlyn, when she received forty thousand pesos monthly from then Justice Secretary De Lima to keep mum on the affair?,” my source Deep Throat (DP) told me when DP got the pomelos and durian I brought from Davao City when DP dropped by at our house in Dagupan City.
Deep Throat’s narration on De Lima and Norly could be read on my earlier blog.
The marriage of De Lima to lawyer Plaridel Bohol was already annulled but Norlyn and Ronnie lived in the Orange House in Urbiztondo, Pangasinan.
“Cohabiting with a married man and had a tryst at the White House she allegedly built while the wife and children lived nearby the Orange House she reportedly funded its construction was revolting before the eyes of sane Filipinos,” Deep Throat emphatically told me as I excitedly commented it too at my radio program.
But the government can still sue the deviant senator with administrative cases like disbarment because of her disclosure.
The senate through two-third votes, as mandated by the Philippine Constitution, can expel her, too.
If she is a male senator, public opinion would be lenient on her because of our machismo culture where a Casanova is envied if not lauded.
But she is a lady senator and not a mistress for Christ sake!
It runs smacks on the conservative Filipino traits on how women behave.
If De Lima is not a high public official, the public would not give a fuss on her scandalous act. But she was the justice secretary when she had that licentious relationship with Dayan.
She should not only be a paragon of our laws but an epitome of a faithful disciple of the law like on how to control her libido.
She did not only screw us, but screw herself before public condemnation and ridicule.
Nakakahiya anak ng bakang dalaga, nadamay tayong mga Filipino!

Because of that disclosure, the suspicion that she abetted Dayang’s conspiracy with jail security officials and dangerous drug peddlers to perpetuate the narcotics trade in and out of the national jail in Muntinlupa becomes stronger.
That human frailties Senator de Lima cited as reason she felt in loved with a married man made me recall how former U.S First lady the “prettiest of ‘em all” Jacqueline “Jackie” Bouvier Kennedy, a former photographer of Washington Times-Herald, had trysts with her married brother-in-law in New York’s Senator Robert “Bobby” Kennedy and had sex with a Greek shipping magnate Aristotle Onassis at his super yacht Christina  despite being married to then incumbent President John F. Kennedy known as JFK.
Here’s Larry Flynt, owner of the smut Hustler Magazine, on the book he co-authored with David Eisenbach titled: One Nation Under Sex.
“Aside from her brother-in-law, Jackie carried on affairs with designer of JFK’s eternal flame memorial, Jack Warnecke; legendary venture capitalist Andre Meyer; and former undersecretary of defense Roswell Gilpatric. She also bagged (God Father flick's actor) Marlon Brando on a double date that Lee Radziwill (sister of Jackie, sex mate of President Kennedy despite being married to Jackie, and girlfriend too of Onassis - Mortz Ortigoza) arranged in February 1964. After dinner at Washington ‘s exclusive Jockey Club, Lee and Jackie made a show of leaving the restaurant separately from Brando and Lee’s date, movie director George Englund, one of her many lovers. The men soon rejoined the sisters back at Jackie’s house. Lee and Englund canoodle on the couch, while Brando and Jackie drank and danced. Brando recalled that after Jackie suggestively “pressed her thight” into, they sat down and began to “make out”.
 “Brando noted “Jackie’s boyish hips” and “muscular frame”; I’m not sure she knew what she was  doing sexually, but she did it well… Only the National Enquirer dared to report on Jackie’s new lifestyle in a 1996 piece that was aptly titled “From Mourner to Swinger”.

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