My
daughter Alex, 9, Grade 4, asked me how to pose questions in a mock press
conference after she became a member of the editorial staff of her school
newspaper.
Sabi
ko ito ang pagtanung: "What is your take on your visit to Japan?" (If
the interviewee is an imagined President Duterte).
Author (extreme right) sports with the helmet and vest used by the U.S Marines who manned theHighMobility Artillery Rocket System (HIMARS) they used during a military exercise with Philippine military. |
Then I
told her some of my “anecdotes” interviewing dignitaries;
ME:
Senator Pacquiao what is your stand on K-12?
PACQUIAO:
(who was sitting): I don't want to stand, I want to sit. I don't want K-12, I
like K-9.
ME:
How's the violence here in Maguindanao?
MAGUINDANAO
GOVERNOR ANDAL AMPATUAN: (Who finished only Grade 3) Violin? I could not even
play guitar. You asked me about violin goddammit!!! You want me to kill you?
***
I saw
recently a column that reads the Philippines did not benefit to Balikatan or military
exercise with the U.S.
I
disagreed of course.
Here
were the advantages of having military exercises with a super power based on my
conversation with the U.S Marines at Clark Air Base in Pampanga early this year
that manned the M142 High Mobility Artillery Rocket System (HIMARS).
ME: How can the guided rockets of HIMARS hit with accuracy the Chinese warships if one of this is posted at one of the islets of the Philippines at the South China Sea?
US MARINE 1: They would be GPS (Global Positioning Satellite) guided.
ME: Oh, just like what the C.I.A backed Colombian government had done with the FARC (Fuerzas Armadas Revolucionarias de Colombia) guerillas when the Cessna propeller powered plane dropped a GPS guided 500- pound bomb at the guerrillas whose fire they used in cooking food betrayed them in nighttime.
ME: Is the price of this monster (Himars) $5.1 million apiece?
MARINE 2: Naah, its $6 million apiece now.
ME: Philippine government should buy some these so we can sink those ships of the Chinks.
ME: How can the guided rockets of HIMARS hit with accuracy the Chinese warships if one of this is posted at one of the islets of the Philippines at the South China Sea?
US MARINE 1: They would be GPS (Global Positioning Satellite) guided.
ME: Oh, just like what the C.I.A backed Colombian government had done with the FARC (Fuerzas Armadas Revolucionarias de Colombia) guerillas when the Cessna propeller powered plane dropped a GPS guided 500- pound bomb at the guerrillas whose fire they used in cooking food betrayed them in nighttime.
ME: Is the price of this monster (Himars) $5.1 million apiece?
MARINE 2: Naah, its $6 million apiece now.
ME: Philippine government should buy some these so we can sink those ships of the Chinks.
***
Here’s
what I read recently from Diplomat.com, the Bible of foreign policy makers:
"Vietnam’s
defense expenditures were the fourth largest in Southeast Asia, behind only
Singapore, Indonesia, and Thailand; all wealthier or significantly larger
economies. It was the first year that Vietnam’s spending surpassed Malaysia’s.
The defense budget is an estimated $5 billion in 2016, and it is expected to
grow to $6 billion by 2020”.